爸爸=沒用ㄉ東西~~把ㄊ捐ㄌ吧~~

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- B  j# G" q5 h    <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">三十之年得一女，自然如心肝寶貝一般，不過我對於如何照顧嬰兒實在是一竅不通，我向老婆長歎，然後充耳不聞老婆的抱怨和怒氣，做起了<span lang="EN-US">"</span>甩手爸爸<span lang="EN-US">"</span>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">一轉眼，女兒四歲了。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
( Q6 [& s& O6 l# X, v, W2 b" r) _* @t4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">這期間，老婆抱著女兒回娘家四次。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea,t4u6 q  r# y3 q0 g+ j; v- p% D) E
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">當然日子還是照樣過，老婆照樣一天到晚怒氣衝天，無非老生常談，批判我不做家務不帶孩子。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒四歲生日，很隆重地慶祝了一下，爺爺奶奶外公外婆舅舅舅媽呼啦啦坐了一桌。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
7 X/ C. i& V6 G0 c# w/ k+ B( At4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">吹滅了生日蠟燭，小舅媽笑著問：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>小壽星長大了當什麼呀？<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea for you* l* g5 w% D3 M2 E1 n' X$ s& w
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: teal; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒小臉一揚，硬生生地答：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>當爸爸！<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> tea for you" X% Z# G* E+ P  P6 t
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">大家都有些發愣，爺爺說：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>妳是女孩，長大了只能當媽媽呀。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea for you+ y& C$ \* s- L2 _
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' d0 V0 S2 A4 z4 v+ I9 l6 q' Lt4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">好傢伙，一桌人的目光齊刷刷地在我身上定格，老婆更在桌下狠命地擰了我一把，我急忙招呼：吃菜，吃菜<span lang="EN-US">……<br><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 204, 204); font-family: 標楷體;">後來老婆就常把女兒的這句話掛在嘴邊，說，你看看，你看看，你給孩子留了什麼印象，連這麼小的孩子都知道當媽媽辛苦，你卻一點都不知道體貼我<span lang="EN-US">……</span></span></b></p>
# B2 T* v* n( h( [Tea For You 茶藝論壇<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 204, 204); font-family: 標楷體;">老婆說著就要擦淚，我只好陪笑臉。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: olive; font-family: 標楷體;">那日正在家中枯坐，社區一位老婆婆敲門進來，說是為某災區募捐來了，問：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>你女兒可有不穿的衣服？不妨捐出來。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p>
4 Q- b. j7 X% u& P: }$ itea for you<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: olive; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒在旁邊看老婆婆和老婆談得熱烈，不解地問：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>媽媽，什麼東西可以捐呀？<span lang="EN-US">" </span></span></b></p>
* x4 B  C% W4 c( ut4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">老婆很實際地回答：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>就是家裡沒有用的東西。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> Tea For You 茶藝論壇$ a/ w  }4 A' r; @: }0 w- l( q% v
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">沒有用的東西？<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
4 b: ]9 W% c1 j1 C! i. @) HTea For You 茶藝論壇<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒環顧著室內，然後一雙大眼睛看著我眨呀眨：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>媽媽，把爸爸捐了吧。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> tea for you4 {6 Q) ^( H6 B8 s
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒躲在老婆身後不服氣地說：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>爸爸不燒飯不洗衣服也不陪我玩，爸爸就是沒有用的東西！<span lang="EN-US">"<br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">那一刻，我第一次覺得自己<span lang="EN-US">34</span>歲的人生真叫失敗啊。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea,t4u; d. p9 V: a  A4 u
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">後來，我就開始洗衣服做飯幫老婆分擔家務了，老婆慢慢地溫柔起來，女兒也開始粘我了。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
& ~3 p& n, }# k- U3 {t4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">只是，只要我一動什麼壞念頭，晚上就會做夢，夢見老婆和女兒異口同聲地說：</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">不如把他捐了吧<span lang="EN-US">…… </span></span></b></p>
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<font size="5"> 建宏兄啊!</font>           <br>

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<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f2ffda">ㄅㄅ＝沒用ㄉ東ㄒ，ㄅ他捐ㄌㄅ∼</FONT></P>

這什麼爛文章啊！tea for you% h9 \+ a: ?1 C$ w( v3 m
這種沒用的小孩，我一定拿去賣掉~~~~

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. u8 C7 b8 }1 h! It4u.com.tw<P><FONT color=black size=3>哇喔！<IMG src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3085/3141329636_25bd9f30d4_o.gif" border=0>這太好了啊！</FONT></P>
2 \1 e+ W* r9 G% i<P><FONT color=black size=3>賣掉的那天一定要馬上通知我！</FONT></P>
# r& Y( ^4 c" j* |) I, {( G+ Btea for you<P><FONT color=black size=3>那我就可以把送給他的茶泡來喝了，</FONT></P>Tea For You 茶藝論壇, n9 W+ L* [$ V- @0 d
<P><FONT color=black size=3>順便，可以把你美其名打算點給他聞真相為自肥的那個，</FONT></P>
  w! F" n! q* J; ETea For You 茶藝論壇<P><FONT color=black size=3>那個放在小小瓷罐裡的捲曲的木屑塞到香煙裡點了！<IMG src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/3965814715_f597452fb8_o.gif" border=0></FONT></P>

<br><br>喔!   那有人可能要一生再生囉! <br>

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這小孩也太爛了~一起拿去捐掉！

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