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爸爸=沒用ㄉ東西~~把ㄊ捐ㄌ吧~~

爸爸=沒用ㄉ東西~~把ㄊ捐ㄌ吧~~

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1 k, d* R2 A" Atea,t4u    <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">三十之年得一女,自然如心肝寶貝一般,不過我對於如何照顧嬰兒實在是一竅不通,我向老婆長歎,然後充耳不聞老婆的抱怨和怒氣,做起了<span lang="EN-US">"</span>甩手爸爸<span lang="EN-US">"</span>。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">一轉眼,女兒四歲了。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea for you* _5 m/ W0 K+ Q6 U  \
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">這期間,老婆抱著女兒回娘家四次。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea,t4u" [. O+ \# a! N$ B+ G
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">最過分的一次是女兒大便,我正在上網,老婆在廚房忙做飯,河東獅吼般讓我替女兒擦屁股,我就地取材拿了一張打印紙,結果被老婆<span lang="EN-US">"</span>上綱上線<span lang="EN-US">"</span>,說我根本不配當爸爸,抱著女兒就回了娘家。<span lang="EN-US"><br><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">過了幾日,我估計老婆已經消氣,於是登門道歉,把娘倆接了回來。 <span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
8 x0 d0 b0 i4 @; _5 w<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(153, 204, 0); font-family: 標楷體;">當然日子還是照樣過,老婆照樣一天到晚怒氣衝天,無非老生常談,批判我不做家務不帶孩子。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒四歲生日,很隆重地慶祝了一下,爺爺奶奶外公外婆舅舅舅媽呼啦啦坐了一桌。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> % e$ C  v: P* ~8 A- {. t
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">吹滅了生日蠟燭,小舅媽笑著問:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>小壽星長大了當什麼呀?<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> 8 Y+ K1 S4 t; a* T- o# Y
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: teal; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒小臉一揚,硬生生地答:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>當爸爸!<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p> * s$ T* Y1 @( |
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">大家都有些發愣,爺爺說:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>妳是女孩,長大了只能當媽媽呀。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">好傢伙,一桌人的目光齊刷刷地在我身上定格,老婆更在桌下狠命地擰了我一把,我急忙招呼:吃菜,吃菜<span lang="EN-US">……<br><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 204, 204); font-family: 標楷體;">後來老婆就常把女兒的這句話掛在嘴邊,說,你看看,你看看,你給孩子留了什麼印象,連這麼小的孩子都知道當媽媽辛苦,你卻一點都不知道體貼我<span lang="EN-US">……</span></span></b></p> ( y7 E9 a( X/ c* E. `! q7 t
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(51, 204, 204); font-family: 標楷體;">老婆說著就要擦淚,我只好陪笑臉。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: olive; font-family: 標楷體;">那日正在家中枯坐,社區一位老婆婆敲門進來,說是為某災區募捐來了,問:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>你女兒可有不穿的衣服?不妨捐出來。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p>
; v/ [9 f8 D& }  r  K! P( I8 ot4u.com.tw<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: olive; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒在旁邊看老婆婆和老婆談得熱烈,不解地問:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>媽媽,什麼東西可以捐呀?<span lang="EN-US">" </span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">沒有用的東西?<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p> Tea For You 茶藝論壇! m5 ~3 c+ |9 g. H+ j! Y
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒環顧著室內,然後一雙大眼睛看著我眨呀眨:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>媽媽,把爸爸捐了吧。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">女兒躲在老婆身後不服氣地說:<span lang="EN-US">"</span>爸爸不燒飯不洗衣服也不陪我玩,爸爸就是沒有用的東西!<span lang="EN-US">"<br></span></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"><br></span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">那一刻,我第一次覺得自己<span lang="EN-US">34</span>歲的人生真叫失敗啊。</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: 標楷體;" lang="EN-US"></span></b></p> tea for you5 H* |( f0 @* ^5 ]. `
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; background: white none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;"><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: green; font-family: 標楷體;">只是,只要我一動什麼壞念頭,晚上就會做夢,夢見老婆和女兒異口同聲地說:</span></b><b style=""><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: red; font-family: 標楷體;">不如把他捐了吧<span lang="EN-US">…… </span></span></b></p>
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完了.完了.一切去了了了
" l: y# e3 J3 U& Z4 Qtea,t4u這偏跟我好像.好像就在說我.而且年齡也相若
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很怕有天聽到門外傳來資源回收.或酒柑湯賣捂的聲音

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<font size="5"> 建宏兄啊!</font>           <br>

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<P>完整注音文:</P>t4u.com.tw! e' z% c6 k- w* R1 J
<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f2ffda">ㄅㄅ=沒用ㄉ東ㄒ,ㄅ他捐ㄌㄅ∼</FONT></P>

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這什麼爛文章啊!
7 d7 y) W% _! B$ ~/ Ztea for you這種沒用的小孩,我一定拿去賣掉~~~~

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原帖由 <I>shm0627</I> 於 2009-9-29 23:40 發表 <A href="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=60999&ptid=5048" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 這什麼爛文章啊!這種沒用的小孩,我一定拿去賣掉~~~~
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4 f) Y$ ]1 M( `$ Itea,t4u<P><FONT color=black size=3>哇喔!<IMG src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3085/3141329636_25bd9f30d4_o.gif" border=0>這太好了啊!</FONT></P>tea,t4u1 n9 i6 C8 k; s5 F8 W9 {) N  O6 ^
<P><FONT color=black size=3>賣掉的那天一定要馬上通知我!</FONT></P>
( _3 ]* ~9 @6 {5 X- m+ {tea,t4u<P><FONT color=black size=3>那我就可以把送給他的茶泡來喝了,</FONT></P>tea,t4u9 ?" `. I3 P  o) r3 ]+ |
<P><FONT color=black size=3>順便,可以把你美其名打算點給他聞真相為自肥的那個,</FONT></P>Tea For You 茶藝論壇$ R  ^9 z! o& P8 \( N3 l
<P><FONT color=black size=3>那個放在小小瓷罐裡的捲曲的木屑塞到香煙裡點了!<IMG src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/3965814715_f597452fb8_o.gif" border=0></FONT></P>

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原帖由 <i>shm0627</i> 於 2009-9-29 23:40 發表 <a href="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=60999&ptid=5048" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/images/common/back.gif" alt="" border="0"></a>tea,t4u+ D  e" I9 G+ g
這什麼爛文章啊!t4u.com.tw6 {2 V4 r7 K; n) _) k
這種沒用的小孩,我一定拿去賣掉~~~~
<br><br>喔!   那有人可能要一生再生囉! <br>

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原帖由 <I>阿貴</I> 於 2009-9-30 17:07 發表 <A href="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=61054&ptid=5048" target=_blank><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/images/common/back.gif"></A> 喔!   那有人可能要一生再生囉!
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一片二片三四片, 吃進肚子都不見

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這小孩也太爛了~一起拿去捐掉!
當下快樂

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原帖由 <i>如蘋</i> 於 2009-10-1 15:09 發表 <a href="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=61199&ptid=5048" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.t4u.com.tw/chat/images/common/back.gif" alt="" border="0"></a>Tea For You 茶藝論壇3 I  @% y6 p% |* W6 Y
這小孩也太爛了~一起拿去捐掉!
<br><br>  你會想要嗎?  <br>

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